sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source: sixpenceee)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

tolkienisms:

Tolkien’s Handwriting

(Source: tolkienlocked)

invisibleinnocence:

//PASSIONATELY SING CHORUS OF SONG

//mumble verse you kinda sorta know

(Source: weheartit.com)

ikimaru:

some kids and patron trolls c:

vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

  1. dont have a crush

dublag:

awkwaben:

virskaserket:

pretentiousprince:

i swear to god you will not regret spending 4 and 1/2 minutes on this video

this is just too great im so done rn

JESUS

I love how they didn’t expect him to be any good at all wow.

image

Is this fucking Howard Stern

peetababy:

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

(Source: odumb)

edating:

(◕︵◕) i wanna meet my internet friends (◕︵◕)

  • Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
  • Parents 50% of the time: shut up. you know nothing. you're still a baby.
  • me: [makes list of TV shows i should start watching]
  • me: [re-watches every single episode of a show i've already seen]